Dad and Son

Dad: Have  you taken the garbage out yet son?

Son: No dad, I'll do it when I'm done with my homework

Son: Can you help me with my homework dad? It a math problem.

Dad: I'm not that good but I'll try and help you out, let me look at the book.

Dad: Whoa, haven't seen these math problems for a while, why don’t you ask your mom, she good in math. Dear can you come in and help your son?

Mom: I can't help you dear, I'm cooking dinner.

Dad: I guess I have to start. Let me the calculator son.

Son: here you go dad. Can I ask you something dad?

Dad: Sure, shoot.

Son: How do I asked a girl out?

Dad: Are we doing homework or talking about girls son?

Son: well, there's this girl in school who I like and I want to ask to the dance this week. What should I do?

Dad: You should ask your mom about these kind of things, I was shy and afraid to talk to your mother when I was your age.

Son: Ok, well, can you still help me out with the homework dad?

Dad: I think you should ask your mom after dinner about both problems son.

At the Dinner table:

Dad: your son asked me about girls dear. I think you should talk with him after dinner.

Mom: I don’t want to talk about any girls at the dinner table. Can we just eat and relax?

The son began to look at dad with  embarrass look on his face.

Dad: Don’t worry son, your mom is the best at these things, I just put bread on the table.

Son: How can you say that dad? I don’t want mom telling me about girls? aint that a Mans job?

Mom: No more talking and enjoy your pasta you too. It is too late for that kind of stuff on the dinner table.

Mom had the look of disgust on her face and began pouring water into her cup.